Troglodyte

I could have been a smart boy

That’s what mommy told me 

I could have been a smart boy

But that’s so fucking boring 

Now I’m living out my caveman story

Sleeping in trees and earning caveman glory 

Embrace society?

Oh, I don’t think so

I’ll never ever surrender control

Coulda gone to college 

Coulda been successful 

But what good is knowledge 

If work life’s fucking dreadful?

So I’ll keep living at home 

With a rock to smash intruders 

I won’t be tracked with any phone

I won t be spied on by computers

Now I’m stewing in my parent’s basement 

Reading Kaczynski asking where the days went 

As you progress I will just devolve 

Every stress, every problem is solved

We were never made to be industrialized like this

Our own human passions lost to the capitalism myth

We’re compensated shittily

The customer’s always wrong

Shoot your employer in the face

Show that fucker who’s the boss

So now I’m living out my caveman story 

Cause being human is too fucking boring

I’ll never let mediocracy confine me 

So if you need me in my cave is where you’ll find me