Stiffler's Mom

I went outside the other day

To shovel the snow in my driveway

I grabbed a spade

Hoped and prayed that she might stop and wave

(Please mommy)

I can see from here

She's marching my way

Like a hundred-man brigade

As I debate what to say

Hey. oh 

Where did all my thoughts go?

When she stopped to check me out

My head was spinning round and round

Hey, oh

My expectations were low 

What's this feeling all about?

I can feel it in my head

As my chest pounds

Hey there, how's it going

What's your name?

Cause you keep passing by

And messing with my brain

But you stopped here for a reason

To arrange this fateful meeting 

The mister's gone

For plenty long

So what have you been meaning to say

To make plans for today

While the man has gone away

Lets go inside

Your sweet abide

I'll make it all okay

Hey. oh 

Where did all my thoughts go?

When she stopped to check me out

My head was spinning round and round

Hey, oh

My expectations were low 

What's this feeling all about?

I can feel it in my head

As my chest pounds