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    • Who do we think we are?
    • Lyrics
      • Soliloquy
      • Toy Rebel
      • Brave New World
      • Dissatisfied
      • Ballad of the Yodeler
      • Tears
      • Bust Out Breakdown
      • Loose Change
      • Sex. Monkeys, Rock, Roll
      • Fantasy Chicago
      • Troglodyte
      • Monkey Meat
      • Eggs and Avocados
      • Stiffler's Mom
      • A Touch of Mercy
      • Domestic Warfare
      • No More Heroes
      • Fall Comes
      • Katherine
      • Curettage
      • Gone Too Soon
    • Engage
  • Homepage
  • Who do we think we are?
  • Lyrics
    • Soliloquy
    • Toy Rebel
    • Brave New World
    • Dissatisfied
    • Ballad of the Yodeler
    • Tears
    • Bust Out Breakdown
    • Loose Change
    • Sex. Monkeys, Rock, Roll
    • Fantasy Chicago
    • Troglodyte
    • Monkey Meat
    • Eggs and Avocados
    • Stiffler's Mom
    • A Touch of Mercy
    • Domestic Warfare
    • No More Heroes
    • Fall Comes
    • Katherine
    • Curettage
    • Gone Too Soon
  • Engage

Sex, Monkeys, and Rock and Roll

Do you feel the need to feel alive?

Have you turned to drugs and crime?

I offer you a remedy 

We call ourselves  “Sex Monkeys”

We’ll play one note and everyone will cum

We’ll provide a rush you just can’t get from rum

You’ll love our stuff, just call and ask your mom 

You’ll get so worked up, we’ll begging you to calm


This is not a fucking dream 

Let me hear you fucking scream


1! 2! 3! 4! 

The Sex Monkeys are at your door

5! 6! 7! 8! 

Your congressman will be irate!

1! 2! 3! 4! 

The Sex Monkeys have the floor! 

5! 6! 7! 8! 

Your dog and cat will fornicate

9! 10! 11! 12!

The Sex Monkeys will play in hell!


Have your mom and dad been bugging you?

Are you sick of hearing nothing new? 

Are you blue balled musically?

We’ll fix that up happily

Let’s send regards to the president and pope 

Let them take a break from finding girls and kids to grope

Raise the monkey flag and turn on the monkey show

Arm the monkey cannons and get on the monkey boat


Let’s begin the brainwashing

Mold you all to Sex Monkeys!


1! 2! 3! 4! 

The Sex Monkeys are at your door

5! 6! 7! 8! 

Your congressman will be irate!

1! 2! 3! 4! 

The Sex Monkeys have the floor! 

5! 6! 7! 8! 

Your dog and cat will fornicate

9! 10! 11! 12!

The Sex Monkeys will play in hell!

Written by Calvin Feustel

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