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    • Homepage
    • Who do we think we are?
    • Lyrics
      • Soliloquy
      • Toy Rebel
      • Brave New World
      • Dissatisfied
      • Ballad of the Yodeler
      • Tears
      • Bust Out Breakdown
      • Loose Change
      • Sex. Monkeys, Rock, Roll
      • Fantasy Chicago
      • Troglodyte
      • Monkey Meat
      • Eggs and Avocados
      • Stiffler's Mom
      • A Touch of Mercy
      • Domestic Warfare
      • No More Heroes
      • Fall Comes
      • Katherine
      • Curettage
      • Gone Too Soon
    • Engage
  • Homepage
  • Who do we think we are?
  • Lyrics
    • Soliloquy
    • Toy Rebel
    • Brave New World
    • Dissatisfied
    • Ballad of the Yodeler
    • Tears
    • Bust Out Breakdown
    • Loose Change
    • Sex. Monkeys, Rock, Roll
    • Fantasy Chicago
    • Troglodyte
    • Monkey Meat
    • Eggs and Avocados
    • Stiffler's Mom
    • A Touch of Mercy
    • Domestic Warfare
    • No More Heroes
    • Fall Comes
    • Katherine
    • Curettage
    • Gone Too Soon
  • Engage

Eggs and Avocadaos

Late night, horrid stink

Someone’s hitting in the pink

Kyle can’t handle his drink

A car is driving in I think 

Run outside, driving home

Lights are blinding, head is stone

See your parents, watch them groan

Sorry I left you alone


Good luck

You’re fucked


Next morning, early shift

Serving tasteless hipster shit

Something that I must admit 

Get my kicks by using spit

Off the clock, walking out

Walking down towards your house 

Come inside, you’re not around

Your mother says I’m well endowed 


Quick cum

New son


But you’re not seeing it 

Don’t I explain myself well?

I’m not a guy who cares 

I’m not a guy who looks out


Retribution like a bullet in the brain 

Try to stay awake 

Everything you say is driving me insane 

Hope your muzzle takes


No one likes me, oh boo hoo

Fix your problems or fuck you

Sorry I can’t help you dude 

It’s not my fault you’re hard to chew

Now you just won’t leave me be

Call the cops but just on me

Put me in your fucking memes

I bet I’m in your fucking dreams


Leave me alone

Soon he’ll come to my home


But you’re not seeing it 

Don’t I explain myself well?

I’m not a guy who cares 

I’m not a guy whoo looks out

Retribution like a bullet in the brain 

Try to stay awake 

Everything you say is driving me insane 

Hope your muzzle takes

Written by Calvin Feustel and Bryce Klinger

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